Vive La Revolution
So I’ve finally admitted defeat and called in sick. And so it is that I sit in front of the TV to see the news.
I say news. Out of the entire BBC News at One, there was only five minutes of actual news - the rest of the programme taken up with hordes of journalists talking about a bloody royal wedding.
And "Princess Consort"? What?! Makes her sound like some sort of bad 1970s car…
Vive La Revolution if you ask me…


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