How To Feel Like A Complete and Utter Wazzock

Step 1: go to cash machine, and insert cash card.

Step 2: enter PIN and then amount of money you wish to withdraw.

Step 3: take cash card and put in wallet.

Step 4: leave cash machine and walk away to the tube station.

Step 5: sit on tube for an hour

Step 6: arrive at pub and open wallet. Realise you left the money in the cash machine.

Step 7: publicly humiliate yourself by recounting this tale on the world wide web.

Posted on 20 May 2006. See other posts about: Life

Last updated: 20 May 2006.

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