Catherine's Guide to Student Durham

A purge

A meeting of durgers is called a 'purge'. You can easily spot one by looking out for the following characteristics:

1. Terrified fresher.

2. Page skin which hasn't seen sunlight for years.

3. Lots of beer.

4. Kazoos.

5. Use of mysterious code words 'Virr' or 'Linux'.

6. Someone smoking a cigar.

7. Token arts student.

8. tendency to monopolise tables.

9. Random soft toy being placed in strange positions.

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