Sinclair:

Ah, nice new station. Nice new desk. Nice new clean office! I'm going to enjoy this! Now let's see what post I have today. Ah, here's a letter.

<Opens letter>

Sinclair:

<reads> Dear Commander Sinclair. I hope you are well. You have a hole in your mind. Best wishes..."

<Ivanova and Franklin run in>

Ivanova:

The new Vorlon ambassador is here!

<Kosh walks in and immediatly falls over.>

Franklin:

He's been poisoned!

<Lyta runs in.>

Lyta:

<Pointing at Sinclair> It was HIM!

<Lyta leaves. Garibaldi runs in.>

Garibaldi:

President Santiago has just been assassinated!

<Londo runs in.>

Londo:

I've just declared war on the Narns!

<Sound of fighting mobs in the corridor. Delenn runs in.>

Delenn:

An ancient and evil race of aliens are about to take over the universe! Oh and I've decided to have a bit of a makeover.

<Garibaldi falls over.>

Garibaldi:

Argh! Someone has just shot me! It's was probably because I think that Santiago was assassinated by Clarke! By the way, I think I'm going to go into a comma!

Sinclair:

Agh! Things just can't get any worse!

<Bester walks in.>

Bester:

Hello!

Sinclair:

Right. Sod this, I'm off to Minbar.