What do you get when you put together some silly and pointless sketches? Well this site actually...
Negbores
With all 19 scripts, info on the show, cast and now an arthouse movie transcript, we're proud to present the official website of Aussie's finest soap opera, Negbores.
The Ten Commandments: The Directors Cut
So while Aaron and Moses were falling to the floor in awe of God, what was everyone else doing? Standing there, gossiping?
Driving Test for Boy Racers
The government does much to try to improve the quality of those who drive on our nations roads. We've take a look at their latest scheme, specialised driving tests.
Get Out Of The Trench, Tony!
Tony Robinson running across fields and archaeologists wearing multi-coloured jumpers, getting excited about pebbles. Is there a better way to spend your Sunday night, than by watching this televisual offering?
And Now, The News Where You Live
Planet Bods takes a humourous look at the world of regional news programmes.
About Scripted Nonsense
Welcome to what is rather an old fashioned style of website - a collection of scripts. No pictures to go with them. Just scripts. Your job is to imagine the rest.
Like I said it's old fashioned. Most people would expect some bad Flash animation, with some dodgy voiceovers. But I ain't got time. Or the skill for that matter...
Photo Credits
Ramsey Street photo by Rob & Jules and released under a Creative Commons licence.
Car photograph by Lee Carson and released under a Creative Commons licence.
Trench photograph by LAARCmanager and released under a Creative Commons licence.
Image of Kosh from Babylon 5, ©1992-1998, PTN Consortium/Warner Bros.
All other photographs by Andrew Bowden.
