Pick Your Fish, Game 2

Bods:

We have another caller on the phone lines... hello, are you there?

Iain:

Hello! It's Iain, from Grey.

Bods:

Hello Iain from Grey, are you ready?

Iain:

Erm, sadly.

<General laughter.>

Bods:

Take it away guys.

Edwin:

Well we've erm given the Enfisheriser a good kicking <enfisheriser noise starts in background> and we're fairly sure it's working now...

<Banging sound.>

Edwin:

Yes. We're giving it another <banging sound> good kicking just to be quite certain.

Iain:

That's bound to make it work then.

<Pause.>

Edwin:

Right. You know the rules, five fish, twenty-five points, are you ready. Pick your first fish.

Iain:

It would have to be the haddock, I think.

<Pause.>

Edwin:

Oh well. There's no need to carry on is there?

Stu:

That's just incredible!

Cath:

Wow.

Stu:

Unbelievable! He's got...

<Confused pause.>

Stu & Edwin: 

The twenty-five Point Fish!

<Laughter.>

Iain:

Yay.

<Hysterical laughter.>

Edwin:

Well, yes...

Stu:

What is the prize today, Mr. Edwin?

Edwin:

I dunno, what is the prize today, Mr. Andrew?

<Pause.>

Bods:

I don't know! I thought you knew! Erm... er... prize...

Cath:

<In background> We'll sort something out...

Edwin:

You've won a prize Iain. Well done.

Stu:

Come down and collect it, and...

Iain:

I'll do that.

Edwin:

Erm... dinner for one at Grey I'm told is a good prize.

Iain:

Right, I'll come and get it then.

Edwin:

So, er, congratulations.

Iain:

Thank you.

Cath:

Well done!

Stu:

Wasn't that incredible.

Bods:

Well done, well done, yes, congratulations, what can I say.

Iain:

You could say sorry.

<Laughter.>

Bods:

Er... I... sorry.

<Laughter.>

Bods:

In fact sorry to the entire of Durham for this appalling radio show .

<Laughter.>

Bods:

here's the Dandy Warhols...