The Love Spot
with that Madge woman from Neighbours.

Bods:

It's that time again, for The Love Spot, with that Madge woman from Neighbours!

Cath:

<Madge voice> Hello. I'm Madge from Neighbours <laughter> This is my love spot! <normal voice> It's... it's <clears throat - Madge voice again> It's like <pause> sorry... I'm sorry... okay. <Madge voice> Hello! Right... <laughs> I can't do this...

<General laughter.>

Bods:

I think it's funny, I think it's funny! <pause> Right shall we just...

Cath:

<Madge voice> I'm here to <Breaks down into laughter> I can't do it, I can't do it! I can't do it! <breaks down completely>

Bods:

Right, basically, come on give us the script give us the script...

Cath:

<Laughing> I can't! I can't keep it up!

<Pause.>

Bods:

Right, basically right, Madge was gonna say, I'm here to put love into your morning, something which Harold here likes. <pause> Hey Harold, have you got the horn. Good, then give it a good blow. <kazoo noise> Great one! <sound of Catherine in hysterics in the background> Now this song goes out to Chris, from Karen, and Chris, Karen says she loves you, and you'd better love her or you're in big trouble. So Chris, this goes out to you, with my sympathies! <Music starts> Well that should have been Madge's sympathies, but never mind.

Madge: 

Hello, I'm Madge from Neighbours.

<Laughter.>

Bods:

Hello Madge. How are you?

Madge:

Fine

Bods:

You're sounding a bit husky. Would you like some throat sweets?

Madge:

Yes please.

Bods:

This is the Love Spot on Purple FM. I'm going to compose myself cos Madge has flown in at great expense just to do that, haven't you Madge.

Madge:

Yes.

Bods:

Right erm as we didn't have a Love Spot last week, and we did have a dedication but we forgot so we're going to do it now and, who is it for, oh yes, Chris, from Karen. Karen says <spluttering> Sorry. Catherine's just collapsed on the floor. Right erm... <Laughter> I can't...

Cath:

I've got nothing to do with this I'd like to point out, Chris and Karen.

Bods:

Right okay, let's try again. Er right yeah. No she has, it's her idea, honest. Okay right, lets try again. Chris, Karen would like your meat but she'll have to stick with your two veg cos she's a vegetarian. Okay? Top one. <Catherine sobs in background.> Right well we have a proper request. We had a request out there for Everlong by the Foo Fighters.

Cath:

Oh it's good that.

Bods:

Yeah well the fact is, it may be good, but no one out there has got a copy, so I can't play it. So I mean, Paul Townend, this is your second request of the day... Actually no, it was Helen that sent this out. Helen wanted me to say, no Helen wanted me to play, for Paul, The Foo Fighters, Everlong, which we haven't got, so what I want you to do Paul is rush out of bed, if your in bed of whatever. Perhaps your not in bed. Perhaps you're in an armchair. Who knows. He might be, you never know. I want you to rush out, find that CD of Everlong, and bung it on while everyone else listens to this wonderful tune from the BMX Bandits. And basically she wanted me to play Everlong by the Foo Fighters, to remind you of last summer. Ooerr. Everyone else, while your listening to that, reminding yourself of last summer... This is getting really contrived. I should have written this down in advance... This is the BMX Bandits. I can do romance can't I?

Cath:

Hmm...

Bods:

Yeah. Romance and seduction on the radio. This is the BMX Bandits. <Music starts> Getting Dirty.