3. A meeting of durgers is called a 'purge'. You can easily spot one by
looking out for the following characteristics:
- Terrified fresher.
- Page skin which hasn't seen sunlight for years.
- Lots of beer.
- Kazoos.
- Use of mysterious code words 'Virr' or 'Linux'.
- Someone smoking a cigar.
- Token arts student.
- tendency to monopolise tables.
- Random soft toy being placed in strange positions.