Don't believe Kate Fox? Pah. Philistine. Guess we'll have to take a different tack...

So, have you considered all the nice words that rhyme with 'scone'?

I mean, there's bone. They help keep us together. Then there's hone. And Gnome. And phone! Ah yes, and dome. Even a millennium one. And home. Ah, I like home. I especially like it's tone.

And zone! I'm definitely in the scone zone...

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