Let's face it - we've all been there. It's a Friday night and the pub is rammed. You stumble away from the bar, four pints in hand, trying to make your way back to the table, but you accidently bump into a Klingon, knocking their glass of blood wine onto the floor, and spilling your beers all over their best warrior clothing.

It's every grown mans nightmare. And probably some grown women too.

How do you get out of these situations? Turn on the charm and flattery? Works in most situations. But how on earth do you flatter a Klingon? Fortunatly for you, we have the answer.

It really is as simple as picking one of the following Klingon-flattering lines - 100% guarenteed by Planet Bods to work even with the stubbornist Klingon! Just print out this page, and cut out the different phrases so you can pull them out of your pocket in an emergency!

• My, what great head ridges you have!
• You are the bravest person I know.
• What an amazing sense of rage you have!
• Your exploits are known across the galaxy.
• Your blood wine drinking abilities are quite frankly superb!
• They will sing songs about your deeds today, for the rest of time.
• Is that a carafe of blood wine in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me?

There! Problem solved!

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