I know, I know. You've read Written Jingles and to be quite blunt, you thought things couldn't get much sadder. Oh how wrong you were...
Planet Bods brings you a brand new page, with a completely brand new concept. Yes, thats right, Planet Bods is proud to bring you... Written News Themes - the page for those of you who just can't live without reliving all those old news themes, not by listening to them, but by reading them!
Here are a couple of quick notes to help you in reading the transcriptions.
Text in rounded brackets () is in the background inbetween the main elements of the theme.
Text in square brackets [] is where you need to bring a friend in to help - you'll struggle to do it all yourself!
Text in CAPITALS, add extra loud emphasis.
All other text is just normal.